Today’s local news headlines read like a list of Portlandia skits...
|Wonder Woman scours the streets of Portland in search of her stolen car.|
“I guess some would theorize,” said Sgt. Pete Simpson, “that somebody from the Hall of Doom is trying to steal Wonder Woman’s ‘lasso of truth’ or bullet proof bracelets out of it. “There’s just some lines you don’t cross,” Simpson said. “You don’t steal a superhero’s car.”
Sometimes reality writes the best stuff!